When the spirit moves me, I write a short (under 500 words) humorous blog to encourage and entertain  my readers. You may read my latest comments below. For past ramblings, go to www.rebeccawillmangernon.com  

Famous Last Word

When I was young, (shortly after the dinosaurs became extinct), the only witnesses to your stupid actions were right there with you, egging you on. Now, with the advent of a cell phone in every hand, your stupid behavior can be posted world wide within seconds on Facebook, U tube, Twitter, Snapchat, Instangram or the nightly national news. 

Below are a list of a few words that have been uttered shortly before the shit hits the fan and the incident goes viral.

Hold my beer and watch this.
Stand back, I don’t know how this thing works.
Doctor to patient: This isn’t going to hurt.
Doctor to patient: There might be a little discomfort
Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.
Any idiot can do this
Who told you that this was impossible to do. Watch me!
Nothing to it. Just touch it right there.
I can fix it. I read how to do it on the internet.
Come on try it.
Give me a screw driver. I can fix that in a jiffy.
I refuse to pay good money to have it fix. I can do it
Just add a little more air.
I don’t think it will explode.
That’s never happened before.
Who cares? Just do it.
Maybe we ought to ask permission first.